I never dreamed the sea so deep,
The earth so dark; so long my sleep,
I have become another child.
I wake to see the world go wild.

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who gives a shit about heritage

Anonymous

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A blogger sits at their computer on another dull, listless wednesday night. They scroll casually through their newsfeed, unsuspecting of the atrocity that would soon assault their viewspace. Gifs of cats and meme jokes are suddenly interrupted by a single text post. The blogger checks the tags before daring to click the “read more”. The tag says…. “heritage high skool”…..

Heritage… High… School???? A burning rage suddenly engulfs the blogger. How dare… how DARE an individual address others attending THAT particular educational institution regarding a personal issue. The mere mention of their old high school fills the blogger with such a burning rage they nearly shit themselves about it. They were about to give so many shits about Heritage, it was going to be the next national disaster on the news. Tragedies in tornado alley would be dramatically overshadowed by the shitacular shitpocalypse that would engulf the entirety of the western coast. But they stopped themselves. 

“No.” said the blogger. “I am better than this. I will not become enraged over this petty subject that was clearly directed at individuals other than me for whom it was relevant and who would possibly care about it.” The blogger, instead of leaving an anonymous message in that individual’s ask box ironically and extremely explicitly denoting just how much of a shit they gave about Heritage, instead casually scrolls past the post, and continues vacantly staring at gifs and bad jokes for another several hours. 

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cofeecigarettes:

cj-twig:

i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

basically you want to be a father

this is the most accurate thing i ever read

(Source: crazyfrogvevo, via iwillmindfuckyou)

me at the end of the semester

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IM FINALLY FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(Source: rihronna, via foreveralone-lyguy)

CONVINCE YOUR BUTT FACE ZACH TO LISTEN TO SOME OF THE MUSIC BEFORE IT COMES OUT SO I CAN CONVERSE WITH HIM ABOUT IT.

i shall command him post haste

m3nhavebabies:

who’s the dumb nigga that thought it would be funny to catch a goddamn tiger by its bitch ass toe

oh my god Daft Punk’s song “touch” makes me so happy i’m going to explode right now TTuTT