dreamz yo[[MORE]] So I had a craaaayzay dream last night… It started out as one of those kind of dreams that starts, but you know things that happened before the start, you know? Apparently I had encountered some dying old man somewhere, and said dying old man told me some riddle, which was the key to finding a treasure. Not the typical gold n’ loot kind of treasure, mind you, but...
No, Dave. NO. HE KNOWS TOO MUCH.
Chipotle's view on gay marriage
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When I’m watching Eureka 7 I always make up dialogue for Nirvash and give her like a really sassy-ghetto voice and I wish someone would dub over the entire series and make this a reality
http://symphonica.tumblr.com/ask it is open. y’know. if you’re ever bored. and… stuff. yeah. just in case you didn’t know. :I
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: We should ban life jackets and other flotation... →
indeathwetrust: winifredjay: sazquatch: iamgreaterthanhate: And if you do, by chance, find yourself struggling with drowning, then no life-saving or otherwise procedure or act should be allowed to be administered. You got yourself into this mess, you have to live with…
Cosmo Sex Tip #720
When he gets hard, lift him up and break his back over your knee. Tell him that when Gotham is ashes, he has your permission to cum.
rumour: THEY DELETED THE LILO & STITCH SANDWICH STACKER GAME FROM THE DISNEY WEBSITE ...
So last night I had a not-very-good-but-not-quite-nightmare of a dream…[[MORE]] I was back on the roadtrip with my friends, and we were stopped to stay in this little house-hotel of a place, which was fine, it looked clean enough, but turns out it WASN’T, because we kept finding little spiders here and there. While sitting in the kitchen, we notice a tiny spider skittering along the carpet and...