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who gives a shit about heritage

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:11:00 -0700

A blogger sits at their computer on another dull, listless wednesday night. They scroll casually through their newsfeed, unsuspecting of the atrocity that would soon assault their viewspace. Gifs of cats and meme jokes are suddenly interrupted by a single text post. The blogger checks the tags before daring to click the “read more”. The tag says…. “heritage high skool”…..

Heritage… High… School???? A burning rage suddenly engulfs the blogger. How dare… how DARE an individual address others attending THAT particular educational institution regarding a personal issue. The mere mention of their old high school fills the blogger with such a burning rage they nearly shit themselves about it. They were about to give so many shits about Heritage, it was going to be the next national disaster on the news. Tragedies in tornado alley would be dramatically overshadowed by the shitacular shitpocalypse that would engulf the entirety of the western coast. But they stopped themselves.

“No.” said the blogger. “I am better than this. I will not become enraged over this petty subject that was clearly directed at individuals other than me for whom it was relevant and who would possibly care about it.” The blogger, instead of leaving an anonymous message in that individual’s ask box ironically and extremely explicitly denoting just how much of a shit they gave about Heritage, instead casually scrolls past the post, and continues vacantly staring at gifs and bad jokes for another several hours.

cofeecigarettes: cj-twig: i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:49:49 -0700

cofeecigarettes:

cj-twig:

i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

basically you want to be a father

this is the most accurate thing i ever read

me at the end of the semester IM FINALLY FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:18:49 -0700

me at the end of the semester

IM FINALLY FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Thu, 16 May 2013 15:11:48 -0700

patrickandmarcus: this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped...

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:37:48 -0700

patrickandmarcus:

this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

… . .

dennys: Wow.

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:28:54 -0700

dennys:

Wow.

mangosgonewild: nicoception: thelogicinfrosting: I can’t stop...

Tue, 14 May 2013 11:34:18 -0700

mangosgonewild:

nicoception:

thelogicinfrosting:

I can’t stop reblogging these fdlkfblkhndlsgdfg

when will my BALAHGHALAAH show who i am BLAAGHALA

MY FACE HAS BEEN CONTORTED

wordtoyourmothers replied to your post: oh my god Daft Punk’s song “touch” makes me...

Mon, 13 May 2013 18:34:37 -0700

wordtoyourmothers replied to your post: oh my god Daft Punk’s song “touch” makes me so…

CONVINCE YOUR BUTT FACE ZACH TO LISTEN TO SOME OF THE MUSIC BEFORE IT COMES OUT SO I CAN CONVERSE WITH HIM ABOUT IT.

i shall command him post haste

m3nhavebabies: who’s the dumb nigga that thought it would be funny to catch a goddamn tiger by its...

Mon, 13 May 2013 18:31:56 -0700

m3nhavebabies:

who’s the dumb nigga that thought it would be funny to catch a goddamn tiger by its bitch ass toe

oh my god Daft Punk’s song “touch” makes me so happy i’m going to explode...

Mon, 13 May 2013 17:41:27 -0700

oh my god Daft Punk’s song “touch” makes me so happy i’m going to explode right now TTuTT

thanks, horse ebooks V_V

Mon, 13 May 2013 16:55:52 -0700

thanks, horse ebooks V_V

me right now :/

Sun, 12 May 2013 20:16:20 -0700

me right now :/

First trailer for Arrested Development - Season 4! CRIES IM...

Sun, 12 May 2013 20:14:49 -0700

First trailer for Arrested Development - Season 4!

CRIES

IM GOING TO BE BACKPACKING WHEN THIS COMES OUT

SO CONFLICTED

AUGH

hanniballecters: “Friendship, knitting, ….murder”

Sun, 12 May 2013 17:44:15 -0700

hanniballecters:

“Friendship, knitting, ….murder”

ohmygod ok this may be weird but i really HATE going to the bathroom in public restrooms like oh my...

Sun, 12 May 2013 10:35:46 -0700

ohmygod ok this may be weird but i really HATE going to the bathroom in public restrooms like oh my god do i hate it

beyond the grossness of pub restrooms i hate the awkwardness of there like being one other person in there while y’all try to do ya business and its all quiet and weird ugh

peeing ent too bad but i just cant go number 2 in a pub restroom

so its really goddamn fucking hard to go potty in a suite with all these effing girls running around constantly in the bathroom i NeED SOME PRiVACY JFC

I cant wAIT to be done with school so i can be home and god if i need to fart i can just fucking do it and i can go to the bathroom in peace and if there is ever a FUCKING PUBE on the TOILET that some ASSHOLE didnt feel the need to WIPE UP then the only person that asshole could have been is me

GUUUUHHHHHH IM SO READY FOR SCHOOL TO BE OVERRRRR

Sat, 11 May 2013 15:40:12 -0700

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Fri, 10 May 2013 10:29:05 -0700

MY ROOMMATE AND HER BOYFRIEND HAVE BEEN DEBATING LOUDLY FOR ALMOST TWO HOURS STRAIGHT HOW IS THAT...

Thu, 09 May 2013 19:30:43 -0700

MY ROOMMATE AND HER BOYFRIEND HAVE BEEN DEBATING LOUDLY FOR ALMOST TWO HOURS STRAIGHT HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE

ugh this movie is gr8

Thu, 09 May 2013 10:24:16 -0700

ugh this movie is gr8

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Wed, 08 May 2013 19:36:26 -0700